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  [Posted 11/12/2009 1:37:33 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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My friend ReeseY and I are totally serious about this, and we are gonna do it way before Matt Jordan ever does his stupid run to Oregon or whatever.

The run is from New York to BrewPat's lawn, where we will hang out for a while, and then prolly run home or something.

We don't need any advice or anything like that, but if you would like to join us that's cool. Except Matt Jordan.

I dunno call us crazy, prolly cause we are totally tripping on muscle milk right now, but this run is totally happening fer realzies.

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  [Posted 11/12/2009 2:52:21 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Decaf wrote:


My friend ReeseY and I are totally serious about this, and we are gonna do it way before Matt Jordan ever does his stupid run to Oregon or whatever.

The run is from New York to BrewPat's lawn, where we will hang out for a while, and then prolly run home or something.

We don't need any advice or anything like that, but if you would like to join us that's cool. Except Matt Jordan.

I dunno call us crazy, prolly cause we are totally tripping on muscle milk right now, but this run is totally happening fer realzies.

 

I was listening to this while posting:



This is what I liked about your post:

1. Your icon. It is amazing!

2. "stupid run to Oregon or whatever" I agree. Ohio to Oregon or Chicago to Oregon is such a gay trip. Look at his route, Iowa, South Dakota, Wyoming, Idaho, Oregon. The end location is where a drunk driver crashed and killed himself. If Pre would have ran over some kid people would not care how fast he could run 3 miles or how he did it.

3. "The run is from New York to BrewPat's lawn, where we will hang out for a while, and then prolly run home or something." I like this because it is not thousand plus mile trip of running. And you are talkin about having a beer in BrewPat's lawn. Not looking at a rock.

4. "We don't need any advice or anything like that, but if you would like to join us that's cool. Except Matt Jordan." One, I like you do don't ask advice. Two, I like how you invited everybody and then excluded Matt Jordan. Not that I find it funny you are excluding "HIM" but the I like the irony. To clarify, I am saying it is not Matt Jordan, but lets say phil or runningart posted the run, and then you excluded them, I would find it equally funny.

5. "I dunno call us crazy, prolly cause we are totally tripping on muscle milk right now, but this run is totally happening fer realzies." Another two part funny. One, muscle milk makes me think of My New Haircut. That made me laugh. Two, Matt kept talking about Monster in his post. Like if Monster makes somebody that crazy, I'd love to see him on crack or even just drunk.

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  [Posted 11/12/2009 3:29:03 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Matt Jordan drunk? Oh god.

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  [Posted 11/12/2009 4:45:31 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Decaf wrote:


My friend ReeseY and I are totally serious about this, and we are gonna do it way before Matt Jordan ever does his stupid run to Oregon or whatever.

The run is from New York to BrewPat's lawn, where we will hang out for a while, and then prolly run home or something.

We don't need any advice or anything like that, but if you would like to join us that's cool. Except Matt Jordan.

I dunno call us crazy, prolly cause we are totally tripping on muscle milk right now, but this run is totally happening fer realzies.

 

BrewPat's lawn isn't that exciting. All he does is yell at you to get off.

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  [Posted 11/12/2009 4:59:32 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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BrewPat's lawn isn't that exciting. All he does is yell at you to get off.

 

Hold up there Cowboy. I tell you to what? Easy there.

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  [Posted 11/12/2009 5:00:19 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Decaf wrote:


My friend ReeseY and I are totally serious about this, and we are gonna do it way before Matt Jordan ever does his stupid run to Oregon or whatever.

The run is from New York to BrewPat's lawn, where we will hang out for a while, and then prolly run home or something.

We don't need any advice or anything like that, but if you would like to join us that's cool. Except Matt Jordan.

I dunno call us crazy, prolly cause we are totally tripping on muscle milk right now, but this run is totally happening fer realzies.

 

I'll make sure the hot tub is ready.

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  [Posted 11/12/2009 7:07:10 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Hold up there Cowboy. I tell you to what? Easy there.

 

Hahahahahhahaha I shoulda worded that better.,

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  [Posted 11/12/2009 10:40:49 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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This post is awesome.


*Terrorist Fist Jabs CoffeY*

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  [Posted 11/13/2009 11:37:04 AM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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BrewPat wrote:


I'll make sure the hot tub is ready.

 

please please please PLEASE say it's in the front lawn. Please, Brew, for all that is good and wonderful and absurd and funny in this world: tell you me you put your hot tub in the front lawn (i don't even care if it's true).

also, tell me you have a system to get beer from the fridge to the hottub. like a cool machine, or someone young girl you may or to whom may not happen to be related.

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  [Posted 11/13/2009 8:14:57 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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please please please PLEASE say it's in the front lawn. Please, Brew, for all that is good and wonderful and absurd and funny in this world: tell you me you put your hot tub in the front lawn (i don't even care if it's true).

also, tell me you have a system to get beer from the fridge to the hottub. like a cool machine, or someone young girl you may or to whom may not happen to be related.

 

Okay, I'll play. The hot tub is on the front lawn and I have a dog (with one eye) that can open the front door, crack open the fridge and bring out beer. I call the dog "b**ch Please." Reason for that is I can yell out, "b**ch Please! Get me a beer." all from the front lawn. Life is good.

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  [Posted 11/15/2009 10:50:37 AM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Remember when Tom Green unveiled the "Where's my dinner, b**ch?" statue on his show?

That was funny.

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  [Posted 11/15/2009 3:01:15 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Remember when Tom Green unveiled the "Where's my dinner, b**ch?" statue on his show?

That was funny.

 

Remember when we landed on the moon?

That was epic.

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  [Posted 11/15/2009 3:34:31 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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' target = '_blank'>http://www.youtube.com/v/3NjThjinDDQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0">

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  [Posted 11/15/2009 4:09:08 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Remember when we landed on the moon?

That was epic.

 

You were on the spaceship with Buzz Aldrin, Neil Armstrong, and Michael Collins?

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  [Posted 11/15/2009 4:28:47 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Remember when we landed on the moon?

That was epic.

 

*Allegedly

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  [Posted 11/15/2009 5:50:26 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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You were on the spaceship with Buzz Aldrin, Neil Armstrong, and Michael Collins?

 

Who wasn't? We had a party, got wasted, ordered alien hookers...

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  [Posted 11/15/2009 5:57:17 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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I hate you teleporter.

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  [Posted 11/15/2009 5:58:45 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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I hate you teleporter.

 

Well that was quite.... Blunt.

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  [Posted 11/15/2009 10:27:09 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Well that was quite.... Blunt.

 

you bring it...on yourself

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 8:22:17 AM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Decaf wrote:


My friend ReeseY and I are totally serious about this, and we are gonna do it way before Matt Jordan ever does his stupid run to Oregon or whatever.

The run is from New York to BrewPat's lawn, where we will hang out for a while, and then prolly run home or something.

We don't need any advice or anything like that, but if you would like to join us that's cool. Except Matt Jordan.

I dunno call us crazy, prolly cause we are totally tripping on muscle milk right now, but this run is totally happening fer realzies.

 

why are u an ass

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 8:28:02 AM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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why are u an ass

 

Shut your whorish mouth!!

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 8:29:42 AM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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That was totally out of line of me. I apologize. Well, sort of. You see if I was really sorry I would have deleted the post, which I didn't. So, basically I'm KINDA of apologizing.

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 8:43:04 AM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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BrewPat wrote:


That was totally out of line of me. I apologize. Well, sort of. You see if I was really sorry I would have deleted the post, which I didn't. So, basically I'm KINDA of apologizing.

 

how do i have a whorish mouth???

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 8:49:34 AM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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how do i have a whorish mouth???

 

Hey, if you are just going to clog this whole thing up with facts and such then this relationship is over. Hear me? Over!

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 12:46:44 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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why are u an ass

 

This post is hilarious. Please forgive me for being a comic genius.

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 1:11:09 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Hey, if you are just going to clog this whole thing up with facts and such then this relationship is over. Hear me? Over!

 

And when were we ever together...tell me please....i dont recall this....i have a boyfriend and he has never been is not now and will never be u

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 1:12:05 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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This post is hilarious. Please forgive me for being a comic genius.

 

no ur not a genius ur an ass

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 1:54:29 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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And when were we ever together...tell me please....i dont recall this....i have a boyfriend and he has never been is not now and will never be u

 

That's it. You're dead to me.

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 2:12:52 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Some people...just don't get it...and I would have to say I feel bad for them....and for me because I have to waste time reading their idiotic replies. If you don't get it, please resist from hitting the ENTER button after you type your ignorant, boring, and just plain stupid responses. As my boy Em says (and I can call him my boy as I grew up less than 3 miles from 8 Mile Rd...the wealthy part unfortunately) "I'm Hannibal Lecter, so just in case you're thinkin of saving face, you ain't gonna have no face when I'm through with this place" nuff said.

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 3:12:08 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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That's it. You're dead to me.

 

am i am i really???

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 3:35:40 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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am i am i really???

 

I'm a I'm a hustla

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 4:25:45 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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I'm a I'm a hustla

 

excuse me?

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 4:53:22 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Don't listen to her. This is the first thread to make me literally laugh out loud since prolly a month or two.

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 5:39:43 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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I feel like the crux of the matter is that the lonelyforlove or whatever her name is is replying to the replies to her posts, as if they are intended only for her.

What she needs to realize is that everyone receives an rmail if someone clicks the button below to reply. So they are not really responding to you!

Also don't take everything so seriously.

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 6:44:44 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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no ur not a genius ur an ass

 

Your surely not either with spelling like that.

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  [Posted 11/16/2009 7:44:45 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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marylandexc wrote:


I feel like the crux of the matter is that the lonelyforlove or whatever her name is is replying to the replies to her posts, as if they are intended only for her.

What she needs to realize is that everyone receives an rmail if someone clicks the button below to reply. So they are not really responding to you!

Also don't take everything so seriously.

 

eeeeeeeeeexcept for the part where everyone has quoted lookingforlove in their posts, thereby indicating that they were intended as a response to her words.

hey. just sayin'

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  [Posted 11/17/2009 12:35:43 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Some people...just don't get it...and I would have to say I feel bad for them....and for me because I have to waste time reading their idiotic replies. If you don't get it, please resist from hitting the ENTER button after you type your ignorant, boring, and just plain stupid responses. As my boy Em says (and I can call him my boy as I grew up less than 3 miles from 8 Mile Rd...the wealthy part unfortunately) "I'm Hannibal Lecter, so just in case you're thinkin of saving face, you ain't gonna have no face when I'm through with this place" nuff said.

 

And what should I do for entertainment if people don't get it?

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  [Posted 11/17/2009 7:57:12 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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This was just supposed to be a simple post letting everyone know that CoffeY and I are going on a bigger and better adventure than Matt Jordan and you guys are totally ruining it I'm being super serial!

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  [Posted 11/17/2009 10:44:38 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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Your surely not either with spelling like that.

 

You are surely not, either.

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  [Posted 11/19/2009 6:24:54 PM]  A Better Run Than Matt Jordan's

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You are surely not, either.

 

You couldn't log in as Grammar King for that one?

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